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Satire: Kingdoms at Society of Facebook Falling, God Mark Please Have Mercy

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We are living in the most prosperous and connected society that anyone can imagine. People talk about the utopian world, and it seems synonymous to impossible. However, in terms of building social connectivity and prosperousness, we have beaten our forefathers mercilessly and achieved more than what is called utopia.

They were living in a well, and sky around it all they know. That was their limit. Today we are living in a society where no barrier, I have friends from all across the globe. I have 56 friends from the USA, 37 from China, 24 from Canada, 15 from Pakistan, 8 from Bangladesh and rest all 1451 from India. Our ancestors have had all of their friends from the neighborhood. Even in their time Pakistan and Bangladesh were not there to socialize.

All credit goes to us, we have first created Pakistan and Bangladesh, and now socializing with them very well. Oh no, only one-fourth credit comes our way, rest third-fourth goes with the great Mark and our Facebook.

In future, history will be going to remember us as one of the golden eras of social revolutions in humanity. And these all is possible only because of the great Facebook. Facebook has empowered common people, common boys, tea sellers become PM around the world, one of my friend who was selling tea every morning at his home become PM, Product Manager at Chayos. You can’t believe he come-up with 100 types of tea, although they all have the same test. It means all ex-tea-sellers are making us.

Yes, we were talking about Facebook have empowered people around the world. Me and Luthra, apart from the PM has had the feeling of get empowered by Facebook. This month our empowerment has been trashed out, same is happening with a PM. Me, Meet, and others elites of Facebook, world largest society ever have millions of followers. We are the Admins. The PM was also running all his tea brands through Facebook, he had millions of disciples over here.

A new elite Facebook have had created, The Admins. Me, Luthra, Md Saad, Kaif and very few others have been in the list of this elite class of our modern and historically well-connected society. We have had a feeling of a messenger of God Mark to society.

However, we have been betrayed by God Mark, one after another our Kingdoms on well-connected society have been demolished by this cruel God. Millions of people living in our kingdom want us to get back, but God is not listening. The great Kingdom of Sarcasm, Kingdom of LoveCasm, Kingdom of NOOneCares, Kingdom of SchoolCrushVsCollegeCrush and many others are praying for mercy from God Mark. Many elite kings, The Admins, have been lost their fort as well.

We have been mourning for a week, then to our surprise, the PM also joined us. We asked, yours also? He said God Mark made an association with EC. Luthra said, really EC, Even Crueler. Now, we all would get back to old business, yes tea and pakoda. The historical society seems to demolish rapidly, God Mark, have mercy, become a savior.

Author: Sourya Gupta

Belongs to Dumraon, Yes Half Girlfriend. See himself as Jonny Depp. Suffering from One-Liner syndrome. Never had a girlfriend, but always remains on phone. Want to become a farmer. Will plant social media meme. Currently harvesting memes from college, cinema, and society. Handles “Society of Sourya” column. Want to be virgin till marriage.


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